Bullets in the Head: Ligety Wins, Rockets Win!

Ligety, Ligety, Ligety... Rockets smack the Clips. Losing Chris Wilcox must have been devastating for L.A--heh. His 4.5 points and 3.6 rebs a game was--hee--integral to the Clips' formula for success, but what they really--hee--must miss is losing his locker room presence... henh, heh, hah haha... HAHAHAHAAaaaa... I can't even say it with a straight face. But to his credit, or college credit, this is a guy I thought the Rockets should have traded down for instead of Yao Ming. It was him or Carlos Boozer. It could have worked.

The Clips adding Vlade Rad is HUGE. Put him next to Mobley and Cassell on the perimeter and you can't double Brand anymore. Vlad is the piece that gets them to Western Quarters--mahk my wohds.

Hakeem Olajuwon is returning to Schizopolis! To be honored as "honorary mayor of sorts" but NBA.com isn't even sure of that.

The Rockets Power Dancers are reading our blog... we can only assume because like us they have All-Star Weekend coverage on A Blog of Their Own... you see, because they must have gotten the idea from us. Davique is RPD of the week. Is she "livin' it?" We think she is. Nice gams.