Saturday, February 11, 2006

All Star Countdown: 6 Days, 8 Hrs, 38 Min...
All Star Weekend Preview by Train (Part I)

Train is our default NBA All Star weekend correspondent. Because he's the only one in Houston right now. He'll crash as many parties and events as he can until he's locked up or blacked out. The two usually go hand in hand.

For now, he gives Part I of his NBA All-Star preview:

All-Star Weekend is approaching here in the Dirtiest of Dirties, where the pro sports spectacle has done well recently. But it's a great injustice to live in this city and be broke as hell. My brother aloneconformist and I have made due in the past, spending the Super Bowl two years ago visiting titty bars and chatting with obscure porn stars on fake press passes and a Chinee smile. But since then, I still have shit for money... and I don't have the smile. So I don't know why you bastards are asking me to do this--and by "you bastards," I mean you, brother.

So anyway, we all know the strip clubs are where the ballers are gonna be... mostly at the Men's Club. (When they're not hosting their own parties.) So that's where I'll be frequenting... with purely journalistic intentions, of course.

Globetrotter is only gonna put me up for Jam Session (meaning my brother's gonna Paypal me twenty bucks). So I don't have much to work with. But I'll be attending the Jam with
Ziggy "DruZaius" Cheng aka Dru Tang aka son of the President of the OG Yao Ming Fan Club. -- T

Will it be weird enough rubbing shoulders with the upper middle class soccer moms and their puppy spawn?


train said...

whats up with gonzo

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