Yao's back! Memphis welcomes him with a L. Yao's line: 15 pts 8 rebs 1 ast 1 blk in 31 min.
Carrie B. is Rockets Power Dancer of the Week. Damn, you can dance with those things?
Carrie “picked international business as [her] major because learning about how every country is interrelated is very important as globalization increases within our society.” But of course that's your contention. You just finished some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably, and so naturally that's what you believe until next month when you get to James Lemon and get convinced that Virginia and Pennsylvania were strongly capitalist back in 1740. That'll last until sometime in your second year, then you'll be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood about the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization. How do you like them apples?
"John" goes Nasdaq on the Rockets in Club Yao.
ESPN reports that T-Mac outsells Yao in China.