Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Rockets Bullets in the Head

Yao's back! Memphis welcomes him with a L. Yao's line: 15 pts 8 rebs 1 ast 1 blk in 31 min.

Carrie B. is Rockets Power Dancer of the Week. Damn, you can dance with those things?

Carrie “picked international business as [her] major because learning about how every country is interrelated is very important as globalization increases within our society.” But of course that's your contention. You just finished some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably, and so naturally that's what you believe until next month when you get to James Lemon and get convinced that Virginia and Pennsylvania were strongly capitalist back in 1740. That'll last until sometime in your second year, then you'll be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood about the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization. How do you like them apples?

"John" goes Nasdaq on the Rockets in Club Yao.


ESPN reports that T-Mac outsells Yao in China.



2 comments:

train said...

As a matter of fact I won't because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth. i got that from Vickers' Work in Essex County. Page 98. Thats my thing. I come into a bar and read some obscure passage and then pawn it off as my own ideas just to impress some girls and embarrass your friend. See, the sad thing about a guy like me is, in fifty years, I'm gonna start doing some thinking on my own and i'm going to come up with two certainties in l....ah, fuck it.

yo! i met carrie over the weekend. and when i say met i mean i saw her from a distance at the heat-rockets game.

nicolas cage said...

matt damon aint that cool. ...ok