Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Clutch the Bear Issues Press Release, Will Not Be Leaving Rockets For Greener Pastures

Clutch "The Rockets Bear," as if that needed to be clarified or made any sense, has issued a new press release. Though he is not leaving the 14-26 Rockets to test the free-agent market, he has been chillin' the fuck out. Sounds like he's even got a little something going on with "the Manager" of the Rockets Power Dancers.

There's a statue of the man in a bear suit at Memorial Hermann's new outdoor basketball court.

P.S. For those of you with a Clutch decoder ring here is your secret message. 5-3-16-16-25 13-18-1-14-5-4-3-25 14-7 9-8

Can you believe this dude has been to the Great Wall and we haven't?

1 comment:

train said...

sorry, you caught me with one foot out of the ferris wheel.