Before we close the book on this ridiculousness, we want to settle this Houston vs. Seattle business once-and-for-all in a dance off between each team's respective token Asian member. Globetrotter proudly presents...
Wait... Asia's not Asian. That's confusing... let's fix this... cut here, trim there... okay, now... a dance-off between Maria of the Houston Rockets Power Dancers vs. Carolyn of the Seattle Sonics Dance Team (whom we like to call Sonic Boom Boom)...
It's like that one episode of Project Runway Season 2 when Zulema totally made the models do a walk-off... not that we watched that show or anything... but we should totally put up this ballot to see who would win. It's like, totally offensive, we know, but we can totally get away with this 'cause we're like, totally Asian and American... you see.
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Battle of Tokens! The Final Showdown: Maria vs. Asia!
Wait... Asia's not Asian. That's confusing... let's fix this... cut here, trim there... okay, now... a dance-off between Maria of the Houston Rockets Power Dancers vs. Carolyn of the Seattle Sonics Dance Team (whom we like to call Sonic Boom Boom)...The Battle of Tokens! The Showdown of Asian American Professional Sports Dancers (a perfectly respectable way to make a living even though your parents--who'll let you do it as long as you don't quit your day job--don't think so):
It's like that one episode of Project Runway Season 2 when Zulema totally made the models do a walk-off... not that we watched that show or anything... but we should totally put up this ballot to see who would win. It's like, totally offensive, we know, but we can totally get away with this 'cause we're like, totally Asian and American... you see.Vote in the sidebar!
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9 comments:
carolyn's definitely hotter... look at those... implants?
yea, i don't know... if she arches her back any more, she'll throw it out.
Those of you who think the pictures of the Sonics dancers aren't air-brushed to make it look like have big jugs, you guys are sadley mistaken.
The Power Dancers are smoking hot and CLASSY. I prefer a woman who leves something to the imagination rather than bear it all in a dental floss bikini.
hands down...the best blogger on the net
Maria's sister is a tennis pro - so you can play them in doubles.
why all the anonymous comments?
hahaha!!! the power dancers are classy...oh i forgot to caplock it, i meant CLASSY. and anonymous #4...play them in doubles...thats great.
where the hell is duke?
you'd think they'd airbrush those lashes a little then so she didn't look like such a whore.
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