Yao Ming is The Searcher

Another casting call for the Yao Meets West spot... if you don't know what I'm talking about, click here.

Southwestcasting.com is seeking a little Chinese/Asian girl for the
UNICOM commercial featuring YAO MING.

The commercial will air in Hong Kong.

An audition will be required. Auditions will most likely be held Monday afternoon, March 20, but that is tentative.

If you are interested in being considered, please send a JPG photo of your child to southwestcasting@hotmail.com

The imaginary continuation of a previous hypothetical pitch meeting:

Okay, here's a better idea... there's a little Chinese girl there, kidnapped years ago, and Yao has to rescue her... only when he finds her, you know after he beats the Indians--er, Native Americans--one-on-five, he discovers that she's become one of them. And it disgusts him... and he doesn't want her back. It's like Yao meets John Wayne. We'll even give him a hat.

The result: