Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Bullets in the Head: Rockets Sign Szczerbiak Nano

Missed last night's game vs. the Clippers, but looking at the boxscore I noticed a new addition. The Rockets have picked up Wally Szczerbiak's lesser clone, Richie Frahm. The Timberwolves released Richie on March 16, no doubt in an effort to uniformly cross platforms to a newer, faster Ricky Davis 5.0. The sight of Richie only reminded them of Wally. It's like those women who cut their ex out of all their old photographs. Poor Richie just got caught in the crossfire.

Lexie is Rockets Power Dancer of the Week. We thought about discontinuing this, but Lexie wants to be an accountant. That sexy accountant we've been dreaming of.

Lexie also loves Battlestar Galactica. Holy shit, she's a geek's dream come true. She'll watch the Cyclons raid colonies with you and do your taxes.

Houston at Dallas tonight. Rockets have obviously been struggling (0-5) without Mac in their toughest stretch of schedule this season. Yao's kept up the numbers but we haven't been able to watch many of the games. We think Yao's gotta put up 40 or 50 points to beat the Mavs or the Spurs for that matter. Or the other Rockets gotta make some of those wide-open shots.

Rockets at Dallas 8:00p EST on TNT. We'll holler.

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