NBA.com has a live All-Star blog set up for T-Mac and his antics, most notably a photo with Wayne Newton (who looks like a cardboard cutout), teasing the players in the Celeb game and a pre-All-Star bash featuring Diddy (seriously?). Yao Central has a little ditty on Mac's celebrity snubbing by media event handlers. But of course, how can the wholesome D.L. Hughley funny that is T-Mac (if you've never heard him in interviews, the guy's got jokes) compare with the endearing quirks of the Tracy Morgan-esque stylings of Gilbie Arenas?
Mr. Hibachi had 100 Agent Zero jerseys made to give out to fans. But ol' Gil also wants to sneak an Agent Zero jersey into the All-Star game, except he publicly blogs about it... on NBA.com. So much for the element of surprise.
The countdown (up) continues. One more and the Rox top last season's total W's. If the Knicks can do it...
We're counting down--or up--to 35, which would be one better than Houston's total wins from last season. Probably would've been cooler if they did it before the All-Star break, but what the hell, we'll take it.
NBA.com announced their All-Star starters yesterday. Yao, of course, led the West in votes, but won't be playing. T-Mac, however, will. Mac held off A.I. Western edition for the second guard spot in the Western Conference. Kobe, Garnett and Duncan round out the rest of the Western Conference starters.
Not one player from the league's two winningest records was voted a starter? Is there precendent for that? This is how the Toronto Sun puts the absence of Nash. Touchy Canadiens. Nobody snubbed Nashy, he's just not one of those guys. We're pretty certain he likes the two MVP trophies much better.
In the East, Lebron led all vote-getters (but gives no love to Yao). Gilbie beats out VC and he gives all the credit to AI moving West: “That was a blessing in disguise. It potentially opened years of getting in because of him going out West. He ate up all of the votes, along with Dwyane Wade. Now all I had to do is catch Vince Carter, and that is what I did."
It's all about exposure and Gilbie's publicity team, if not just himself, has been working overtime to bring "Gilbie" to the public... with the NBA blog and Tuesdays with Morrie or Ahmad or whatever, he's finally reaching the viewer at home with all kinds of crazy. I can't help thinking Tracy Jordan from 30 Rock in just a few more years... but replace the paranoid insecurity-laden faux-gangsterism with some paranoid inferiority-laden eccentricity and you have the whimsical delusions we've all grown to love as Gilbert-isms. We voted "Gilbie" and he deserves it. But nobody deserves the All-Star bid more than Chris Bosh... except Dwight Howard. Yao Central has more on the irony of being Shaq.
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Just before the Rockets @ Spurs game Wednesday, the San Antonio Express took the liberty of going Shakespearean on T-Mac. And the more you read it, as a Houston Rockets fan, the more it started making disheartening sense. But then Houston beat San Antonio, T-Mac dropped 37 and for now, all is right with the world.
We know they wanted to say it. They were aching to say it, we would have said it, but in the twilight hour they thought better of it. Too bad.
5 to 1, Hoops World's story, In Houston: Van Gundy Says Team In "Peril," was suposed to be In Houston: Van Gundy Says Team In Yellow "Peril" in some misguided cleverness to referencing Yao. 5 to 1.
What they are saying is there's a rumor of Jason Kidd going to Houston for Bonzi Wells floating around the blogosphere... but they have no source. No link. Nothing. Where is this rumor Hoops World? Why would you say something like that? Why must you tease us in this way? You can't just say Bonzi Wells for Jason Kidd and leave it at that. The contracts would never work. You're full of it. But we'd like to proliferate your desperately fabricated rumor, so we're officially submitting our endorsement for Jason Kidd. Sorry, Bonz, he's just fancier and he has his own website with acid jazz soundtrack.
We know want you're thinking. Why haven't we done a fashion issue or celebrity gossip? Why don't we have candid shots of the Houston Rockets attending fabulous galas and celebrity events? Well, think no more.
Courtesy of Yao Ming Mania, we bring you Houston's very own pro basketball organization attending their annual Tux and Tennies Gala at the Toyota Center.
Tux and tennies? Who's the publicity genius that came up with this one? We know, token line, but what-EV. Honestly, this might just be the little metro in us all speaking--come on, you all watched Prada, the box office returns say you did--but really... black tuxes and white sneakers?
They look like they just stepped out of a rented stretch limo for the 8th grade Sadie Hawkins. Mee-ow!
That just don't look right. Hell, black sneakers wouldn't look right. Only Skip pulls it off, going with the white jacket and the very fashionable patent leather Air Force Ones with the black trim. Looks like he's ready to jitterbug.
Yes, we wanted the Rockets to get Bonzi in the off-season... and we are not all the more careful what we wish for... but how could we know an increasingly absurd list of injuries and personal issues would keep him off the court for so long.
We know the Bonz was a playoff buy, but we still want to see him play with the others before the playoffs actually start.Now, Hoops World is saying the Rockets are trying to move him. Like hell... the boy ain't even played yet. Let the boy play. Trading him now would probably take "pulling a Stro'" as we like to call it (or giving a player away--see Stromile Swift). Play Bonzi. Do it.
Yes, their names are mathematically proportionate... like some kind of Da Vinci code, so it must be destined by the powers that be. Yao Central has a link to Ming's reaction of MediaTakeout.com's report that he and Nia Long are dating, which needless to say, is dumbfounded confusion.
But we can't help thinking he was overcompensating in rejecting rumors of the lovely Miss Long with his girlfriend standing by. Too short? Are you serious? Never heard of her? Come on... she was Lisa on Fresh Prince!
Then again, we can't help also thinking this is a desperate and misguided attempt by Nia Long's people to get Miss Long some media attention by planting a love connection so absurd that it guarantees plenty of coverage and yet is easy to refute. But didn't two guys just beat themselves over the head over her at LA's The Grove shopping mall last summer? How much attention was one lady need? Maybe we've been watching too much Entourage.
When Luther Head was drafted by the Rockets last season, there was a lot of buzz about his athleticism. We heard talk about his 40+" verticle leap. But we never saw it. Head wasn't much of a dunker last year, even on the break. Eventually, we stopped believing the hype.
Then Luther went and did this (or that above) and had us spinning around, slapping our knees and hooting like old prospectors who struck gold. And we realized we should have done more research. And we would have found this below... from the Wendy's Chicago vs. New York All-Star Classic at DePaul University.
Now we know... and knowing is half the battle. "I Love Head" fan club is back on.
Dikembe Mutombo is now #2 all-time in blocked shots, passing Hall-of-Famer Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (or Hakim as we like to remember him), by racking up 5 blocks against the latter's former latter team. Add 19 rebs (7 offensive) and Chron.com's huggable Fran Blinebury reminds us Deke hasn't played like this since Philly in 2000... that's right, bandwagoneers... when they went to the Finals.But neither has Juwan Howard... or maybe not as far back, but as far as we can remember. In fact, we don't think we've ever seen him play like this. He's sticking clutch jumpers and running the break like he never got all fatty over 100 mil. No, this isn't "Max Deal" Juwan. This is "Apex of Professionalism" Juwan--which means he's better than before he became "Max Deal" 'cause now he has all this veteran leadership stuff to boot.
Sometimes questions are more powerful than answers. How is this happening? What are they? Why them and not others? Why now? What does it all mean?
From Yao Central:We believe the two issues in question were: can the Rockets win a real game against a real powerhouse? And can Tracy McGrady carry them without Yao Ming?100-86. T-Mac: 44.And there you have it. Next up: T-Wolves in Minnie. SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!You gotta see the crossover Mac lays on Derek Fisher. Nasty.
If you're like us, and we know you are, you probably found yourself wondering, "just what is a fractured tibial plateau?" Well, wonder no more. This is an X-ray of a Type II (out of six according to Wheeless' Textbook of Orthopaedics) fractured tibial plateau.
Yao's is likely a Type I, it being a non-displaced fracture, so it shouldn't look quite as excruciating... we think. Or choose to believe.
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