Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Rockets in the Head: Lenovo-rated 3rd Best!

Yao Central has the Rockets' Yao Ming, Tracy McGrady, Shane Battier, Rafer Alston and Chuck Hayes in the top 3 of NBA.com's Lenovo Breakdown behind only the Suns' and Mavs' respective starting fives. But that doesn't quitet leave us longing for Yao's return... the Rockets' current starting 5 without Yao is number 4 on the list.

And if there was any doubt that Steve Nash is the frontrunner for a third straight MVP (he's Agent Hibachi's pick), just check out how many times his name pops up in the Lenovo generator... which we'll call the Lenovo-rator.

Is it too late for Vassilis Spanoulis give the Rockets the backcourt depth we thought he would? Maybe to him. It's gotten so bad, Clutchfans.net is headlining Spoons' "best practice of the season." And now, Spoons is feeling like he was bamboozled into taking a $5 million guaranteed contract.

Hey Abbott at True Hoop delves into the arcane personal life of the enigmatic Shane Battier. He's pulling the whole Single White Female thing on Chris Webber. The question is, who's gonna get that NBA jewelry first? Batt-man has a website, but it's being renovated with new Rockets decor.

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