Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Rockets in the Head: Forget Bonzi, We Want Kidd!

We know they wanted to say it. They were aching to say it, we would have said it, but in the twilight hour they thought better of it. Too bad.

5 to 1, Hoops World's story, In Houston: Van Gundy Says Team In "Peril," was suposed to be In Houston: Van Gundy Says Team In Yellow "Peril" in some misguided cleverness to referencing Yao. 5 to 1.

What they are saying is
there's a rumor of Jason Kidd going to Houston for Bonzi Wells floating around the blogosphere... but they have no source. No link. Nothing. Where is this rumor Hoops World? Why would you say something like that? Why must you tease us in this way? You can't just say Bonzi Wells for Jason Kidd and leave it at that. The contracts would never work. You're full of it. But we'd like to proliferate your desperately fabricated rumor, so we're officially submitting our endorsement for Jason Kidd. Sorry, Bonz, he's just fancier and he has his own website with acid jazz soundtrack.

6 comments:

dukehogwild said...

losses to dallas, phoenix, and denver..now san antonio tomorrow. is this a good regular season test for the rockets?.....

train521 said...

what are you talking about...that whole first two paragraphs was like reading english but instead of english it was like german.

Anonymous said...

you're only showing your ignorance... german is the new english... wait, didn't you already make that comment? at least comment anonymously like me.

The Jersey FLiP said...

losses to dallas, phoenix, and denver..now san antonio tomorrow. is this a good regular season test for the rockets?.....

seriously enlightening

The Jersey FLiP said...

can i link your blog to mine?

aloneconformist said...

no doubt. i'll link you now.