Rockets in the Head: Forget Bonzi, We Want Kidd!

We know they wanted to say it. They were aching to say it, we would have said it, but in the twilight hour they thought better of it. Too bad.

5 to 1, Hoops World's story, In Houston: Van Gundy Says Team In "Peril," was suposed to be In Houston: Van Gundy Says Team In Yellow "Peril" in some misguided cleverness to referencing Yao. 5 to 1.

What they are saying is there's a rumor of Jason Kidd going to Houston for Bonzi Wells floating around the blogosphere... but they have no source. No link. Nothing. Where is this rumor Hoops World? Why would you say something like that? Why must you tease us in this way? You can't just say Bonzi Wells for Jason Kidd and leave it at that. The contracts would never work. You're full of it. But we'd like to proliferate your desperately fabricated rumor, so we're officially submitting our endorsement for Jason Kidd. Sorry, Bonz, he's just fancier and he has his own website with acid jazz soundtrack.

Rockets in the Head: We Want Bonzi!

Yes, we wanted the Rockets to get Bonzi in the off-season... and we are not all the more careful what we wish for... but how could we know an increasingly absurd list of injuries and personal issues would keep him off the court for so long.

We know the Bonz was a playoff buy, but we still want to see him play with the others before the playoffs actually start.

Now, Hoops World is saying the Rockets are trying to move him. Like hell... the boy ain't even played yet. Let the boy play. Trading him now would probably take "pulling a Stro'" as we like to call it (or giving a player away--see Stromile Swift). Play Bonzi. Do it.