And if there was any doubt that Steve Nash is the frontrunner for a third straight MVP (he's Agent Hibachi's pick), just check out how many times his name pops up in the Lenovo generator... which we'll call the Lenovo-rator.
Is it too late for Vassilis Spanoulis give the Rockets the backcourt depth we thought he would? Maybe to him. It's gotten so bad, Clutchfans.net is headlining Spoons' "best practice of the season." And now, Spoons is feeling like he was bamboozled into taking a $5 million guaranteed contract.
Hey Abbott at True Hoop delves into the arcane personal life of the enigmatic Shane Battier. He's pulling the whole Single White Female thing on Chris Webber. The question is, who's gonna get that NBA jewelry first? Batt-man has a website, but it's being renovated with new Rockets decor.