Uhh... Benny... we know you just took NBA Defensive Player of the Year again, but... there's defense and there's sexual assault. Tayshaun looks horrified. Nevertheless, Bron-Bron puts down another triple-double, joining Magic as the only other player to hit off at least two trippy-dubs in their first respective playoff appearances... of course, Magic was 19 and a rookie. Come on, Lebron. What makes you so special?
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