Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Brett Ratner is a Kid in a Candy Store
And Yao is the Big Chocolate Bunny

Brett Ratner of Rush Hour and Rush Hour-like movies, has Yao Ming on a short list of Asian icons he'd like to eat... or put in his latest Rush Hour. Here's how we envision the poster:

That actually shouldn't be far off.

Other Asian icons the Brat-man would like to co-opt include actress Gong Li, Thai boxing sensation Tony Jaa and Bollywood superstar Aishwarya Rai.

Bratty strikes us as that freckled rich kid in the neighborhood (mostly in the 'burbs) who was always bragging about how he could get Michael Jackson to come to his birthday party or Nolan Ryan to pitch batting practice for his Little League team... nobody ever believes Bratty, but sure enough, there's Michael and Bubbles at his Bar Mitzvah... Bratty, show us how.

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