Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Hey Joa... What the F*ck, Dude?!?

(AP Photo/Mark Humphrey)

Florida Gators win... blah, blah, blah... improbable run... blah, blah, blah... first NCAA Basketball chip for the state of Florida... big frickin' deal. Joa... what the f*ck dude?!?

This is how it was supposed to happen. You were supposed to make a strong showing in the early stages of the tourney and then have a quiet Final Four. That way you'd drop back down to the 11th or 12th spot in the draft, where the Rockets should be. See, 'cause you'd fit kinda perfect next to Yao on the block. 'Cause you can do the things he can't.

But no... you had to go and break records and sh*t. And get all conspicuous. Hey Joa... What the f*ck, dude?!?

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