Thursday, April 20, 2006

Bullets in the Head: It's Over! It's Finally Over!

Yes, that's right Houston. Rockets Sputter '05-'06 is finally finale, and christened with another futilely fought loss no less. So now what? Well, we've already started prospectin' at Yao Central on Chron.com.

John P. Lopez of the Houston Chronicle wants Van Gundy's head and not just for decoration.

Even though we think it'd be the best damned decorative severed head we've ever seen... like for Halloween or something or to plop on a stake after invading the New Lakewood Church.

Rather unceremoniously the Battle of Tokens comes to a close with less than 50 votes but Rockets Power Dancer Maria is the clear winner in a landslide 34 votes to 12 over Sonic Boom Boom Room's Carolyn. But we got a feeling this ain't over.

Well, I guess that's it. Signing off another NBA season. All kind of seems small and petty now... meaningless... and missing the point... you know, with no playoffs. Next year then.

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