Thursday, June 01, 2006

Zero Hour: Gilbert Arenas is Kind of a Big Deal

For my girl Dottie and her roommate from Maryland, we present our Zero Hour segment dedicated to the life and times of everyone's favorite zero... Gilbert. This week...

Gilbie got arrested in Miami for "being nosy." The police claim he used the "Do you know who I am?" line. Gilbie says he didn't... and references Anchorman for the little hipsters out there. The Shaq-less Miami PD also asked Gilbie what his street name was... yes, they asked that man in the photo who looks as gangster as my beagle if he had a gang-related alias. Ever the low-key eccentric, Gilbie doesn't raise a ruckus or even call Rev. Al. But he's selling his condo in South Beach.

"I Heart Gilbie" T's are back on.
Go fuck yourself, Miami.


4 comments:

Johnny Cuban said...

Miami doesn't need any more scummy millionaire criminals. Gilbert Arenas can take his hoodlum attitude where the sun don't shine.

aloneconformist said...

awww, really? gilbie? hoodlum? we must have significantly different ideas of scum. i know wanting to watch the new x-men twice is poor judgement, absurd perhaps, but scummy? wow... okay.

train said...

cuban's right on this one...all those damn scummy millionaire criminals are the ones making miami scummy...those damn scummy millionaires. scummy millionaire basketball playin criminals.

Anonymous said...

I love the big zero, but ease up on the hate for MIA. If you don't know, Memorial Day weekend is well known down here as the time when all the G's and thugs from around the country convene on Sobe. The residents know this and get the hell off the beach, the cops know this, and Gilbert knew this. You can't stop your car and just hang out in the street, those are the rules, and everyone knows them. There is a heavy police presence and they arrest brothers on the spot for very little. Maybe next time, instead of "Do you know who I am?", Gilbert could act like a pro and say "Sorry officer, here's my ID. You may recognize as the bad m-f-ing guard from the Wiz." The cop would most likely let him slide for a pic and an autograph.