Sometimes questions are more powerful than answers. How is this happening? What are they? Why them and not others? Why now? What does it all mean?
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Rockets in the Head: Deke and Juwan Bend Time and Space
Dikembe Mutombo is now #2 all-time in blocked shots, passing Hall-of-Famer Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (or Hakim as we like to remember him), by racking up 5 blocks against the latter's former latter team. Add 19 rebs (7 offensive) and Chron.com's huggable Fran Blinebury reminds us Deke hasn't played like this since Philly in 2000... that's right, bandwagoneers... when they went to the Finals.
But neither has Juwan Howard... or maybe not as far back, but as far as we can remember. In fact, we don't think we've ever seen him play like this. He's sticking clutch jumpers and running the break like he never got all fatty over 100 mil. No, this isn't "Max Deal" Juwan. This is "Apex of Professionalism" Juwan--which means he's better than before he became "Max Deal" 'cause now he has all this veteran leadership stuff to boot.
Sometimes questions are more powerful than answers. How is this happening? What are they? Why them and not others? Why now? What does it all mean?
Sometimes questions are more powerful than answers. How is this happening? What are they? Why them and not others? Why now? What does it all mean?
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Playing with Sam
We found this little Flash game starring former-Rocket Sam Cassell, or a somewhat reasonable facsimile of him, on a thread in a Charlotte Bobcats blog (http://www.bobcatsplanet.com) Don't ask us how or why we were there. It would lead only down an inexorable spiral of despair. The thread has yet to be answered.
Play the game and then go tell the thread.
Play the game and then go tell the thread.
Saturday, January 06, 2007
Off the Yao Wire: Done and done
From Yao Central:We believe the two issues in question were: can the Rockets win a real game against a real powerhouse? And can Tracy McGrady carry them without Yao Ming?
100-86. T-Mac: 44.
And there you have it. Next up: T-Wolves in Minnie. SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
You gotta see the crossover Mac lays on Derek Fisher. Nasty.
T-Mac | Rockets | Jazz | nasty crossover
Friday, January 05, 2007
Rockets in the Head: T-Mac's Back, Still Good
T-Mac's playing like old T-Mac again... or young T-Mac... or younger T-Mac and the Houston Rockets are 4-1 since Yao went down with his fractured tibial plateau. Indeed he has lit our darkest hour--or at least, the first ten minutes. Yao Central has it that Mac's play has gotten the national news media (and one of Houston's own) to forget about Yao. And a commenter takes it too literally.

Meanwhile, with Yao out, Dikembe Mutombo is using his suddenly bountiful playing time to catch Kareem Abdul Jabbar for 2nd on the all-time blocked-shots list. He needs seven more. We just like how he still has to wag his finger after every block, even at the cost of holding up a fastbreak chance. Sleeper agent?
The 40... something Mt. Mutombo has also been taking lunches with greatest-Rocket-of-all-time Hakeem Olajuwon to talk about how to bring more African players to the NBA and to give assurances that Deke will retire before catching Hakeem's no. 1 spot.
Even after a fractured tibial plateau, Yao still leads the NBA in All-Star balloting in votes. Give it to Amare or do the whole Vince Carter thing and wait until they announce you to give to him. With your crutches and stuff.
Meanwhile, with Yao out, Dikembe Mutombo is using his suddenly bountiful playing time to catch Kareem Abdul Jabbar for 2nd on the all-time blocked-shots list. He needs seven more. We just like how he still has to wag his finger after every block, even at the cost of holding up a fastbreak chance. Sleeper agent?The 40... something Mt. Mutombo has also been taking lunches with greatest-Rocket-of-all-time Hakeem Olajuwon to talk about how to bring more African players to the NBA and to give assurances that Deke will retire before catching Hakeem's no. 1 spot.
T-Mac | T-Mac's back | Deke | sleeper agent | Yao
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Fractured Tibial Plateau
If you're like us, and we know you are, you probably found yourself wondering, "just what is a fractured tibial plateau?" Well, wonder no more. This is an X-ray of a Type II (out of six according to Wheeless' Textbook of Orthopaedics) fractured tibial plateau.
Yao's is likely a Type I, it being a non-displaced fracture, so it shouldn't look quite as excruciating... we think. Or choose to believe.
Yao's is likely a Type I, it being a non-displaced fracture, so it shouldn't look quite as excruciating... we think. Or choose to believe.Saturday, December 30, 2006
Rockets in the Head: T-Mac Activates Evolution
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Yao Ming All-American
We can't believe we missed this. Unfortunately, the timing of this post (after Yao's broken knee) diminishes the implications of the video below, but if there were any questions left about Yao's... apparently newfound "competitive fire," simply click little play button below.
That's right... try to f*cking stop him. The kid even gets the sneer right. That condedscending glare. Scary. Crazy American cowboy scary. Unfortunately, someone found a way to stop him. Break his damn leg.
Gotta give it up to Houston Rockets News for catching this on the giddy-up. Apparently it was the most watched video on YouTube for a few days. Which only baffles us more, 'cause if we're not watching ESPN, we're watching YouTube.
That's right... try to f*cking stop him. The kid even gets the sneer right. That condedscending glare. Scary. Crazy American cowboy scary. Unfortunately, someone found a way to stop him. Break his damn leg.
Gotta give it up to Houston Rockets News for catching this on the giddy-up. Apparently it was the most watched video on YouTube for a few days. Which only baffles us more, 'cause if we're not watching ESPN, we're watching YouTube.
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Saturday, December 23, 2006
Rockets in the Head: Oh, Dear God... No
Well, Santa really did decide to leave some Christmas poo under the tree. Only there's no pony in sight. Ask Fran Blinebury at Chron.com what that means.
Yao, down and out. And it sure didn't look pretty. Freak of nature breaks this one and the one last year--and Van Gundy agrees with the bad "breaks" (his unintended pun, not ours). So what now? Can the Rockets hold on for six weeks? Can T-Mac work his way back into the lineup? These answers and more intrigue to come in Houston's newest recurring sports opera, The Rockets of Our Lives.
Yao, down and out. And it sure didn't look pretty. Freak of nature breaks this one and the one last year--and Van Gundy agrees with the bad "breaks" (his unintended pun, not ours). So what now? Can the Rockets hold on for six weeks? Can T-Mac work his way back into the lineup? These answers and more intrigue to come in Houston's newest recurring sports opera, The Rockets of Our Lives.
From Yao Central...
Just when the roadtrip seemed like a wash...Yao and the Rockets "gave that rear a good thrashing." That italic was an editor's amendment.
Clippers in town tonight 19:30 CT.
Yao | Spurs | Bonzi | Yao Central
Friday, December 22, 2006
Richard Basa is Still a Spurs Fan
Globetrotter friend and fellow Houston native, Richard Basa, is a Spurs fan. Eat it, Basa. 97-78.Richard Basa | Spurs | Eat it
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Knicks Spin It!
Saw this first on a new (to us) blog called American Legends. The Rolling Stones of the late night talk show thing's still got it every now and then.
Incidentally, with less deadweight, the Knicks have won two straight in miraculous fashion (both down to the last shot). KnickerBlogger thanks New York demi-god Trent Tucker for the latter.
Incidentally, with less deadweight, the Knicks have won two straight in miraculous fashion (both down to the last shot). KnickerBlogger thanks New York demi-god Trent Tucker for the latter.
Monday, December 18, 2006
Yao Thanks You For Your Consideration
Between all the love and hate, Yao would like to thank you, the fans, for once again making the Big Red One-One the NBA's leading All-Star vote-getter so far.
Special ups to Greg Anthony at ESPN.com for his selection of Yao as early season MVP and the Associated Press for their Best Center in the NBA rhetoric. We hope you enjoyed those gift baskets. Who'd want a Nano over a 60-gig video? Nobody. With a little sweat and determination, Yao is certain we can all make sure he stays on top of the charts. Yao Central has more.
NEXT UP: A concerted push for Mid-Season and All-Star MVP honors.
Special ups to Greg Anthony at ESPN.com for his selection of Yao as early season MVP and the Associated Press for their Best Center in the NBA rhetoric. We hope you enjoyed those gift baskets. Who'd want a Nano over a 60-gig video? Nobody. With a little sweat and determination, Yao is certain we can all make sure he stays on top of the charts. Yao Central has more.
NEXT UP: A concerted push for Mid-Season and All-Star MVP honors.
Saturday, December 16, 2006
Rockets in the Head: Debacle and the Mania
After sitting through two consecutive heartbreakers in the Rockets' West Coast swing, Yao Ming Mania is mad has hell and can't take it anymore. Mania seems to have swung over on the depressive side now and has begun comparing Rafer Alston to Texans' quarterback David Carr.
Mania is impressed, however, with how Yao is starting to bark about the fouls--or the obvious dearth. Freakin' zebras and their god complexes... just little men trying to hold one over on the Yellow man... Yao didn't say that, but did he mean that? Mania's got your pics.
Mania is impressed, however, with how Yao is starting to bark about the fouls--or the obvious dearth. Freakin' zebras and their god complexes... just little men trying to hold one over on the Yellow man... Yao didn't say that, but did he mean that? Mania's got your pics.
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Chuck Hayes has a Fan Site
A commentor on a Yao Central post left this URL: www.ChuckHayesFans.net. And sure enough, we discovered it was indeed a Chuck Hayes fan site. The only one we know of.
So... of course... there's nice pics of Chuck's back as he guards Vladimir Radmanovic... Chuck's mostly framed out torso playing help defense on Kobe... Chuck ducking out of the way of a Yao dunk... and Chuck's face obscured by Baron Davis... but at least we knew ChuckHayesFans.net was onboard the Globetrotter Especial Championship Bandwagon de Fauna when we found this little pic upon a more recent visit...
So... of course... there's nice pics of Chuck's back as he guards Vladimir Radmanovic... Chuck's mostly framed out torso playing help defense on Kobe... Chuck ducking out of the way of a Yao dunk... and Chuck's face obscured by Baron Davis... but at least we knew ChuckHayesFans.net was onboard the Globetrotter Especial Championship Bandwagon de Fauna when we found this little pic upon a more recent visit...
Monday, December 04, 2006
Rockets in the Head: Deke may be a Sleeper Agent
Dikembe Mutombo knocked Tracy McGrady the fuck out. But the Rockets still won. Against the Lebrons. Convincingly. The real question is who has enlisted Dikembe Mutombo to double-cross Houston? A ploy by a certain Ohio Freemasons' society to ensure Cavaliers victory? Unsuccessful. An intricate plot by Chinese Nationals to put Yao in the limelilght? ...not so fast. Mac was doing a good enough job of that himself.
Or was this simply a case of friendly fire? Were his unsheathed elbows meant for Lebron as they were below in '04? Either way, Deke... we're watching you.

Rockets finish November 10-5 and with Yao Ming taking Western Conference Player of the Month honors... not bad. ESPN's still got 'em dropping in the Power Rankings, though, even after Houston dropped Lebron and the Cavs 81-63 (tying a team record for Points Against) to start off December. And that was without T-Mac who left the game in the first with a mild concussion (mild my ass--the kid passed out, who makes classifies these things?).
To be fair, though, the Cavs were disgusting... and just when YAYsports! lifted their boycott of Cavs games. But I guess they have enough problems with the whole Scoop Jackson thing... yep.
Chron.com reporter John Lopez's Yao for MVP campaign is in full swing.
Or was this simply a case of friendly fire? Were his unsheathed elbows meant for Lebron as they were below in '04? Either way, Deke... we're watching you.

To be fair, though, the Cavs were disgusting... and just when YAYsports! lifted their boycott of Cavs games. But I guess they have enough problems with the whole Scoop Jackson thing... yep.
Chron.com reporter John Lopez's Yao for MVP campaign is in full swing.
Deke | sleeper agent | T-Mac | Yao | MVP
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